My beautiful and extremely talented friend Kristen has had guest bloggers on her site all week. She asked me to participate, and I couldn't have felt more privileged. Her request couldn't have come at a better time, and her blog was the perfect venue for some words that have been on the tip of my tongue all week!
Check out my message on having love for yourself here:
http://kristenashlyn.blogspot.com/2011/08/words-of-reminder-by-jessica.html
Feel free to check out the rest of her blog and guest bloggers while you are at it!
21 August 2011
05 August 2011
Yo Mama...
Sometimes I'm pretty good at concealing the fact that I'm a huge nerd...then there are times when I find Harry Potter yo mama jokes online. Guaranteed I will laugh at every one...out loud. Now, I don't condone actually using these, but they're hilarious.
Be a nerd with me? (Sorry, if you're not really into HP, you won't get them. Shame on you.)
Yo mama so fat, the Sorting Hat put her in all 4 houses.
Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim.
Yo mama so ugly, she walked into Gringott's and they gave her a job application.
Yo mama so stanky, even Dobby won't take one of her socks.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor screamed, "RIDDIKULUS!"
Yo mama so fat, when she looks in the Mirror of Erised, she sees a ham.
Yo mama so smelly, Bertie Bott made her his next jelly bean flavor.
Yo mama so fat, her patronus is a cake.
Yo mama so fat, the Sorting Hat assigned her to the House of Pancakes.
Yo mama so ugly, Hogwarts is named after her face.
Yo mama so ugly, even the Whomping Willow wouldn't hit that.
Yo mama so dumb, she brought syrup to a quidditch game cause she heard there'd be quaffles.
Oh gosh. There are more, but I'll stop there. I'm not a die-hard Harry Potter fan (I didn't dress up for the movies or even go to the midnight showings), but I can really appreciate a wonderful imagination with strong writing to boot (unlike Twilight). You can bet I stick up for JK Rowling against all the Harry Potter haters.
Be a nerd with me? (Sorry, if you're not really into HP, you won't get them. Shame on you.)
Yo mama so fat, the Sorting Hat put her in all 4 houses.
Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim.
Yo mama so ugly, she walked into Gringott's and they gave her a job application.
Yo mama so stanky, even Dobby won't take one of her socks.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor screamed, "RIDDIKULUS!"
Yo mama so fat, when she looks in the Mirror of Erised, she sees a ham.
Yo mama so smelly, Bertie Bott made her his next jelly bean flavor.
Yo mama so fat, her patronus is a cake.
Yo mama so fat, the Sorting Hat assigned her to the House of Pancakes.
Yo mama so ugly, Hogwarts is named after her face.
Yo mama so ugly, even the Whomping Willow wouldn't hit that.
Yo mama so dumb, she brought syrup to a quidditch game cause she heard there'd be quaffles.
Oh gosh. There are more, but I'll stop there. I'm not a die-hard Harry Potter fan (I didn't dress up for the movies or even go to the midnight showings), but I can really appreciate a wonderful imagination with strong writing to boot (unlike Twilight). You can bet I stick up for JK Rowling against all the Harry Potter haters.
I'm quite sad it's over.
Neville never looked so good...
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